It's the most wonderful time of the year!

SLY LIKE A FOX

Hi Wes Anderson. Can you spot the real fox in this photo montage ?

Doubt it.

Go shorty, it's my birthday!

OMG!!! This is the best bday EVER!! Woke up and my parents were all like "Hey, there is something in the garage you might want to see" and I was all like "Mom, I'm v-chatting, just leave me alone" and she was like " Get in the garage right now you ungrateful bitch, before I smack you so hard!" Then I was like "OK". Good thing I stopped V-chatting cause I GOT A BENZO!!! Seriously my parents rock! Love you guys!!!!

P.S. I'm only six but with dog years and all I can pretend I'm sixteen.