In my next life

I want to be this little pony. For now I can only hope that one day I will be able to make a mini pony my friend, then this blog would really be AWESOMELY CUTE. You never know, dreams can come true.

I'm concerned

Let's talk.

Hello? is that you God?

Gone Fishing

I love fish and camping but my parents are assholes and I have to stay home. Guess I'll just wait for another fun outdoor trip to be invited on. Have fun guys and don't worry about me I'll be fine... alone, bored, depressed.

I Hate Street Walkers

My mother found this little friend all alone on the street so she brought her home for me to play with. I have only a few words to say "NOT INTERESTED". Luckily someone called after a few hours to pick her up and I said "sayonara sweetheart, catch you on the rebound!

Note: My mom was really sad that this other dog couldn't stay. My suspicions that she is a traitor have been confirmed!

ANIMATRONIC

The people tell me electronica is cool. Well, I like that boom boom pow, them chicken jackin' my style they try to copy my swagger, I'm on that next sh*t now.

Fuck I am a lazy dog!