Jealousy gets the best of me.

If my parents loved me enough they would have done this years ago. I suppose since neither of them will have my image tattooed on their person, I will suffer with the usual insecurities, fear of abandonment and failure like the rest of the world...everyone feels those things right? right? back me up here people, I'm feeling vulnerable.

*Image via M. Maguire, thanks dude!

A letter from a fan

I found this gem in my inbox whilst doing some spring cleaning..It was a response to an email I had sent Spudgy which was just a cordial hello saying "Hi I'm Missy, I am also a pomeranian who uses the internet." This is what I got back....

Missy,
You are so gorgeous!
Love your blog..
Pom in a bag...so adorable..
Thanks for sending me this link to Missy's blog..
Spudgy was on the Today Show last week and will be featured on Animal Planet this Spring along with Arsenio Hall show later in the year..
You need to get yourself on YouTube..
All the best!
xo,
Spudgy

www.Spudgy.com

ARSENIO HALL?!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..Now that is what I call hilarious.

Hallmark Holiday

I don't always say the words "I love you"

I don't always give you a hug when you need one

It is hard for me to express in words how beautiful you are

Today is the day where I can reassure you

that my heart belongs to you and I love you.

I truly love you.

If I were a normal dog I would totally think something such as the above but being who I am...

FUCK that bullshit, where's the freakin' chocolates & roses?

Happy Valentine's Day people!

THE DOGFATHER PART 1, 1972

"Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking." - Don Corleone

A picture is worth a thousand words

What the fuck do you want from me now?.............

Oh, I'm sorry if you were offended by my use of the F-word, what I meant to say was,

Hi! I'm a friendly dog who just loves to cuddle! Come on let's cuddle, really I won't mind.

Winter blues

Ugh, it's raining. Ugh, I'm stuck inside. Ugh, I feel fat. The last "ugh" is a joke, I'm not all caught up on numbers and shit.

Happy New Year

Hey 2010, bring it. I'm ready for all you got.