Spooky & Cute!

Alter egos and such

Everybody has an image in their mind of what they look like to the rest of the world, right?

Well here I am! (in my mind)

June 19th 2010

I used to have this theory that only really boring people cared about the weather BUT, this is fucking redunkulous. I mean here it is JUNE and no sun. Lame! I went to the beach anyway, had a good time. Chased a ball, scrawled my name in the sand, met this guy named Pepe. Fuck you sun, who needs you anyway.

Oh why this is sort of interesting, isn't it?

J.Crew likes pomeranians.
Well then I guess I like you too J.Crew.

I HEART ALICE COOPER & THE BEACH

Probably going to have nightmares about this

Are you fucking kidding me? These dogs are HIDEOUS!

"Okay, Maria -- same time tomorrow? It's a date!"

Apparently Martha Stewart has new dog named Ghenghis Khan, a chow, which sometimes ignorant people think I am a miniature version of.

Well, Mister G.K. has some pics up on Martha's little website with captions, not quite a blog but sort of. Anyway, here is a picture from said website.... soooo wrong. I mean really, if I had a live-in Mexican groomer I would at least muster up a tiny smile for a god-damn photo op. I bet that dog is such an asshole.