On the lookout!

Check me out, my lookout stance means no one is getting past my house without me making a big fuss about it. I particularly hate when cats go by, but more importantly why do I look like I have a beer belly in this picture???

PEOPLE STOP FEEDING ME SO MANY TREATS I'M GETTING CHUBBY!! AND IT'S ALMOST BEACH SEASON, GOD I HATE YOU!


Ok fine, I take it back I love you all & the 10 million treats I get a day, and I don't give a shit if I am a few pounds overweight, makes me look younger anyway.

Got Milk?

It's not milk on my lips, it is actually yogurt. It's what I eat for an after breakfast snack and it's high in protein and tastes great..OK!!!

Lucky Day

Today, on my daily stroll an older gentleman passing me by, pulled a cookie out of nowhere and offered it to me! Wow, what a guy! Funny part is that it was shaped like a peanut and I HATE peanut butter, but this cookie seemed to be tasty enough for me to hold it in my mouth until I returned home. I was really surprised that I couldn't find anything wrong with the cookie so I ate the whole darn thing! Look at me being so nice and grateful, something must be wrong with me. Really though, I am usually pretty picky. Weird.

Remember Me?

I know, I know, no blogs in like forever..but here is some video to make up for the absence! Now if you really want to enjoy the video turn up the volume on your computer to experience my beautiful "voice". My voice coach described my vocal range to be as good as Gremlin swimming underwater or something else really great, I forget. Also you should know that when I previewed this video before posting I got a little embarrassed, because as you will see I get REALLY frustrated and then take out my anger on my Duck. So Duck, in front of the whole world (or whoever reads this dumb shit), my sincerest apologies.

Old Man Winter, you are bringing me down.

I need a real reason to wear these shades...Pronto.

I did hear some "chatter" about a Palm Springs get away in my house and oh good lord do I hope these plans include me.

Oh and FYI there was absolutely no Photoshop used to model these sunglasses. I am that cool of a dog that, I'll just wear them for as long as I have to.

Feelin' Rough

Dude, New Years was CUH-RAZ-EE!

Happy 2011!

Monday. December. Comfy Time.

Hey guys, I'm REALLY cozy and REALLY into block printed indian cotton coordinating sheet and comforter sets apparently!

P.S. I let my birthday slide by this year because it was kind of a bummer day. No one bought me gifts AND I had to go to the vet because my ear was kind of gross & itchy AND was informed that I've gained over a pound since my last visit, and I was all "Whatever Mr. Vet you're kind of ugly, and honestly one of the most boring people I ever met". That made me feel better.

P.P.S. I'm seven, but damn do I look good!