Nature oh nature, you are so swell!

especially when you are landscaped with a stone path so that my tiny feet do not spend too long touching wet ground...Ugh I hate wet paws. gross.

Oh why hello there summertime!

Check me out lounging out like nobody's biz.

And I got to use the deck today, sweet jesus I got it good.

happy weekend time!

My back hurts but I'm still excited that it's friday!

On the lookout!

Check me out, my lookout stance means no one is getting past my house without me making a big fuss about it. I particularly hate when cats go by, but more importantly why do I look like I have a beer belly in this picture???

PEOPLE STOP FEEDING ME SO MANY TREATS I'M GETTING CHUBBY!! AND IT'S ALMOST BEACH SEASON, GOD I HATE YOU!


Ok fine, I take it back I love you all & the 10 million treats I get a day, and I don't give a shit if I am a few pounds overweight, makes me look younger anyway.

Got Milk?

It's not milk on my lips, it is actually yogurt. It's what I eat for an after breakfast snack and it's high in protein and tastes great..OK!!!

Lucky Day

Today, on my daily stroll an older gentleman passing me by, pulled a cookie out of nowhere and offered it to me! Wow, what a guy! Funny part is that it was shaped like a peanut and I HATE peanut butter, but this cookie seemed to be tasty enough for me to hold it in my mouth until I returned home. I was really surprised that I couldn't find anything wrong with the cookie so I ate the whole darn thing! Look at me being so nice and grateful, something must be wrong with me. Really though, I am usually pretty picky. Weird.

Remember Me?

I know, I know, no blogs in like forever..but here is some video to make up for the absence! Now if you really want to enjoy the video turn up the volume on your computer to experience my beautiful "voice". My voice coach described my vocal range to be as good as Gremlin swimming underwater or something else really great, I forget. Also you should know that when I previewed this video before posting I got a little embarrassed, because as you will see I get REALLY frustrated and then take out my anger on my Duck. So Duck, in front of the whole world (or whoever reads this dumb shit), my sincerest apologies.