It's the most wonderful time of the year!

SLY LIKE A FOX

Hi Wes Anderson. Can you spot the real fox in this photo montage ?

Doubt it.

Go shorty, it's my birthday!

OMG!!! This is the best bday EVER!! Woke up and my parents were all like "Hey, there is something in the garage you might want to see" and I was all like "Mom, I'm v-chatting, just leave me alone" and she was like " Get in the garage right now you ungrateful bitch, before I smack you so hard!" Then I was like "OK". Good thing I stopped V-chatting cause I GOT A BENZO!!! Seriously my parents rock! Love you guys!!!!

P.S. I'm only six but with dog years and all I can pretend I'm sixteen.

Pocket Pal

As my 6th birthday approaches (December 8th) I would like to dig into the vault of my youth and share with the world my rich and overwhelmingly exciting childhood.

Ok, here it is.... I went to work with my mother a few times and got stuffed in some freak's pocket. Maybe I've become bitter in my middle age but somehow this doesn't seem fun at all in retrospect.

Stay posted for more of this series entitled: ME: puppy years captured by a camera being used by various people; stealing my soul one click at a time.

Can you use that in a sentence, please?

Dude! It's Pomeranian, P.O.M.E.R.A.N.I.A.N, Pomeranian.

P.S. I sincerely do hope they find "RACER" and a dictionary soon.

LA BOUND!

Finally someone around here booked me a plane ticket. I haven't been out of the state for almost a year..WATCH OUT Los Angeles, here I come. It will be Thanksgiving time so I'll be indulging on turkey and potatoes like no one's business. Yeah I eat carbs, lots of carbs.

Before & After

I would say that normally I'm not into looks, meaning I try not to judge ugly dogs, people, cats, etc.. but man do I feel better about life when I'm freshly groomed. That said...

Dear ugly dogs, people, cats and other living things,
Clean yourself up and you and I will feel a lot better about this whole thing called life. Trust me on this!
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Missy