If only I could get an editor on the phone...

The pitch would go something along these lines:

Missy, a small town Pomeranian, receives news of an inheritance. Her quiet uneventful life is about to be turned upside down. Missy must travel to a remote island to claim her share of a vast fortune.

While there, she finds herself the victim of conspiracy and deceit. With the help of her friend, Missy struggles to unlock the secrets of her childhood.

Although her life is in peril as her past is revealed, Missy finds herself the arms of a handsome stranger who also happens to be a renowned groomer.


100% guarantee for Oprah's book club and #1 best seller on New York Times fiction list! Fo' shiz.

Straight chillin' part duex

Various angles of my doing maximum relaxamum.
Relaxamum is a new word I came up with....my brain has been working overtime!

straight chillin'

My Blue Heaven

Not only is that a FANTASTIC movie starring Steve Martin, but it is also what I was in!

I learned this weekend that blueberry picking is not just for migrant workers, it's for anyone who enjoys eating anything that has fallen off of a bush and onto the ground, in other words FREE FOOD! Look at my expression in both these photos..I'm seriously into blueberries.

P.S. This will be my last faux polaroid app picture on this blog, I swear! But god damn does that app make me and everything else around me look good. Except for when I look drunk or retarded or both as I do in the second picture.

Summer 2010

I'm so so so tired and sad. Life sucks.

Just kidding! I'm just a little hot. However nothing can keep me off this cozy rug o'mine.

Wish I was camping!

I like camping, but I love glam-ping! Do you know what that is? Well it's glamourous camping, examples can be found here http://goglamping.net/. So I may reside in Portland, Oregon where roughing it is the norm, but camping and luxury is way cooler people. Really it is.

Spooky & Cute!