Monday. December. Comfy Time.

Hey guys, I'm REALLY cozy and REALLY into block printed indian cotton coordinating sheet and comforter sets apparently!

P.S. I let my birthday slide by this year because it was kind of a bummer day. No one bought me gifts AND I had to go to the vet because my ear was kind of gross & itchy AND was informed that I've gained over a pound since my last visit, and I was all "Whatever Mr. Vet you're kind of ugly, and honestly one of the most boring people I ever met". That made me feel better.

P.P.S. I'm seven, but damn do I look good!

Double Vision!

This made it pretty fucking easy for me to come up with a Halloween costume.

I'm Ghenhis Khan, Marthas Stewart's dumb spoiled dog.
Thanks Martha!

The Subtle Nuances of Motion and Emotion

Gif animator

Wha? Huh? Oh...guess it's nothing. Repeat that whole scenario about 1000 times and that was pretty much my entire day. Kind of boring.

If only I could get an editor on the phone...

The pitch would go something along these lines:

Missy, a small town Pomeranian, receives news of an inheritance. Her quiet uneventful life is about to be turned upside down. Missy must travel to a remote island to claim her share of a vast fortune.

While there, she finds herself the victim of conspiracy and deceit. With the help of her friend, Missy struggles to unlock the secrets of her childhood.

Although her life is in peril as her past is revealed, Missy finds herself the arms of a handsome stranger who also happens to be a renowned groomer.


100% guarantee for Oprah's book club and #1 best seller on New York Times fiction list! Fo' shiz.

Straight chillin' part duex

Various angles of my doing maximum relaxamum.
Relaxamum is a new word I came up with....my brain has been working overtime!

straight chillin'

My Blue Heaven

Not only is that a FANTASTIC movie starring Steve Martin, but it is also what I was in!

I learned this weekend that blueberry picking is not just for migrant workers, it's for anyone who enjoys eating anything that has fallen off of a bush and onto the ground, in other words FREE FOOD! Look at my expression in both these photos..I'm seriously into blueberries.

P.S. This will be my last faux polaroid app picture on this blog, I swear! But god damn does that app make me and everything else around me look good. Except for when I look drunk or retarded or both as I do in the second picture.