Old Man Winter, you are bringing me down.

I need a real reason to wear these shades...Pronto.

I did hear some "chatter" about a Palm Springs get away in my house and oh good lord do I hope these plans include me.

Oh and FYI there was absolutely no Photoshop used to model these sunglasses. I am that cool of a dog that, I'll just wear them for as long as I have to.

Feelin' Rough

Dude, New Years was CUH-RAZ-EE!

Happy 2011!

Monday. December. Comfy Time.

Hey guys, I'm REALLY cozy and REALLY into block printed indian cotton coordinating sheet and comforter sets apparently!

P.S. I let my birthday slide by this year because it was kind of a bummer day. No one bought me gifts AND I had to go to the vet because my ear was kind of gross & itchy AND was informed that I've gained over a pound since my last visit, and I was all "Whatever Mr. Vet you're kind of ugly, and honestly one of the most boring people I ever met". That made me feel better.

P.P.S. I'm seven, but damn do I look good!

Double Vision!

This made it pretty fucking easy for me to come up with a Halloween costume.

I'm Ghenhis Khan, Marthas Stewart's dumb spoiled dog.
Thanks Martha!

The Subtle Nuances of Motion and Emotion

Gif animator

Wha? Huh? Oh...guess it's nothing. Repeat that whole scenario about 1000 times and that was pretty much my entire day. Kind of boring.

If only I could get an editor on the phone...

The pitch would go something along these lines:

Missy, a small town Pomeranian, receives news of an inheritance. Her quiet uneventful life is about to be turned upside down. Missy must travel to a remote island to claim her share of a vast fortune.

While there, she finds herself the victim of conspiracy and deceit. With the help of her friend, Missy struggles to unlock the secrets of her childhood.

Although her life is in peril as her past is revealed, Missy finds herself the arms of a handsome stranger who also happens to be a renowned groomer.


100% guarantee for Oprah's book club and #1 best seller on New York Times fiction list! Fo' shiz.

Straight chillin' part duex

Various angles of my doing maximum relaxamum.
Relaxamum is a new word I came up with....my brain has been working overtime!