Camouflage

Awesome, my fur matches these new floors that were just put in where I live. Now I got to watch out people aren't going to step on me. I have been known to get a little "underfoot" when cooking is going on in the kitchen...Man, I can't wait for the home cooking to start again.

SWF seeks companionship.

Sometimes I like to get all creepy and look on craigslist for potential friends..I know, I know it's not the safest way to go about making buddies, but it is rewarding and amusing when I find shit like this! I would pay at least ten bucks to meet this little dog, she sounds like a total winner.

YOU NEED THESE

Imagine yourself at the Farmer's Market this summer lovingly placing your fiddlehead ferns, rainbow chard, kohlrabi, heirloom melons and organic gooseberries in these awesome totes!

email me for pre-orders.

And the Oscar goes to...

What a group of phony Hollywood a-holes, with all their diamonds, designer gowns and money.

Please someone tell me... where do I sign up to become one of them?

And if you wanted to know who I am wearing, it's Armani Prive. That bitch J.Lo showed up in the same dress, I just knew Giorgio was going to fuck me on this one.

Jealousy gets the best of me.

If my parents loved me enough they would have done this years ago. I suppose since neither of them will have my image tattooed on their person, I will suffer with the usual insecurities, fear of abandonment and failure like the rest of the world...everyone feels those things right? right? back me up here people, I'm feeling vulnerable.

*Image via M. Maguire, thanks dude!