P.S. I let my birthday slide by this year because it was kind of a bummer day. No one bought me gifts AND I had to go to the vet because my ear was kind of gross & itchy AND was informed that I've gained over a pound since my last visit, and I was all "Whatever Mr. Vet you're kind of ugly, and honestly one of the most boring people I ever met". That made me feel better.P.P.S. I'm seven, but damn do I look good!
