Check me out, my lookout stance means no one is getting past my house without me making a big fuss about it. I particularly hate when cats go by, but more importantly why do I look like I have a beer belly in this picture???
PEOPLE STOP FEEDING ME SO MANY TREATS I'M GETTING CHUBBY!! AND IT'S ALMOST BEACH SEASON, GOD I HATE YOU!
Ok fine, I take it back I love you all & the 10 million treats I get a day, and I don't give a shit if I am a few pounds overweight, makes me look younger anyway.
