Pom in a Bag

"Pom in a Bag" it's like the SNL joke - Dick in a Box, but different. Much different.

Scenes from a vacation

The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, is when I carried you."- Mary Stevenson

Me & anonymous on Christmas Day.

I wrapped myself up in this bow, does this count as a "gift"?

This was the best part about vacay, lounging fire side.

My parents went to Los Angeles and all I got was this stupid sweatshirt.

Watch out Dogtown, here comes Missy

I'm going on vacation. Me, Missy (last name withheld to maintain privacy) is going on vacation. I am actually getting on a plane and going somewhere. It's going to be so much fun. I can't wait to get there. Sun, sand, surf here I come!!!!!!!!

Snow day = Snooze day

I suppose this is what I do most days but today it feels justifiable.

Stuff I want YOU to get ME

Christmas is coming!!!!! I think I have been pretty good aside from barking inappropriatley at times and demanding treats by stomping my paws. But all that stuff aside, take a look and see if you can find it in your heart to bring me a little bit of joy this holiday season. 

Yeah, I live in the Northwest where vegetarians and vegans abound, but i just can't give up the meat. It tastes so good. I think this collar tag will let other dogs know where I stand on the issue and make it easier for me to meet real friends. Available at hautedogboutique.com, $12.

On the same Northwest tip. Portland is the land of breweries so get this bitch some beers, ya'll! Available at pawpalaceonline.com, $21.99 for a six-pack.

I know all about the recession and this country's mismanagement with credit, but I always like to keep one card with a low balance and a high credit limit around just in case. It keeps me feeling independent and in control. Available at hautedogboutique.com, $12.

I feel like this wig would allow me to explore other sides of my personality. I can just see myself acting out scenes from Coal Miner's Daughter when Loretta Lynn was on tour! Most people don't know I am quite a skilled actress. Available at gwlittle.com, $37.99.

Juicy Couture = Jappy. Jappy=Missy. Missy=My mom was born in Livingston, NJ. Happy Hanukka to my people. Available at thehautehound.com, $65.

Really people, I need nothing! I have it all love, shelter, food. If you really feel the need to purchase something donate something to my fellow animal friends at www.oregonhumane.org!

Happy Holidays! xoxo Missy

G.L.A.M.O.R.O.U.S

You gotta look ugly before you look pretty, that's what my mom says.
Truth is I rolled in something that smelled like um, um, um...shit and I needed a bath, PRONTO!

A sort of embarrassing confession.

I know it doesn't look like I am enjoying being in a stroller but the truth is..... I LOVE IT!
It's only happened once but it was super fun! If this could happen everyday I would be quite pleased since I really don't enjoy my getting my paws wet or dirty.

Happy Birthday Mom!

It was my mom's birthday and my mom's talented and amazingly creative friend KATHRYN made a cake that looked just like me! Cute, right?
Then her and her friends stuck a knife into it and ate it's legs and ears. I have to say, I was kind of offended. Thanks, guys.

I like big bones and I cannot lie.

I probably did end up eating this whole biscuit bone thing because every so often I totally pig out and you know what? I don't need to apologize to anyone for enjoying myself. Okay? Now hush.

So Tired...

is it time for vacation yet? I am exhausted!

Dear Anyone,
Sometimes life is so confusing and complicated and I need a little help answering hard questions. So please let me know, do these bows look stupid? I just can't tell anymore. Thanks.

Love, 

Missy

WE DID IT!

I am in shock, as you can tell from my expression. It's gonna be a beautiful morning. Good Night, friends.

Hello, People!

Are you ready to vote?
Let's make this country a better place to live!
go, obama, go obama!
O to the B to the A to the M to the A!

Don't Look At Me!

Happy Halloween, friends!

This isn't really a costume but I thought it was a perfect opportunity to let everyone know that I did see Beverly Hills Chihuahua and I was pretty shocked at the level of racism against Mexicans in the movie. I wonder if there was any reaction from the Mexican community when this movie was released? Honestly, can't we just give the Mexicans a break?

Que Sera, Sera.

When  I was just a little girl I asked my mother, " what would I be? will i be rich? will i be pretty" 

This song popped into my head today and reminded me of when I actually was a little girl. Try and find me in the picture I am so very small.  You can see that this was from a few years back from the lame non flat tv screen and the old imac. Thank god my parents have upgraded since!

Oh, and that plant looks pretty sad, did anyone ever bother to water it?

Don't tell me it's Monday again...

oh boy, this week is gonna be rough. I just feel it. Although who knows, I just may be surprised and have an awesome week.

Bad Boys, Bad Boys!

Whenever I put this outfit on, suddenly I hear this song over and over in my head. It really gets me pumped up and ready to kick the ass of some dirty rotten criminal.




I think I will inquire about joining my local crime stoppers unit this week.

I sure love the weekends.

During the week I am constantly running around, answering questions, making business related decisions and trying to keep it all together. However, come Saturday its all about me, my mattress, and plenty of covers. Sweet jesus my life is good.

Personal Space

Can I get some space here? I mean, I pretty much called dibs on this chair, then you showed up.

Everyone gets sad, even Missy

Every now and again I feel so alone. Luckily I can go online and find friends who will write poems which I relate to. This poem entitled "Feelings" by Samantha James really hits home. Thanks Sam!

Sometimes I sit and stare

I think and hope that life would be fair

Nobody seems to get it

They just have no clue

That I can be a friend that is really true.

Everybody whispers

All the laughs, the jokes, nobody cares

The way they all make fun of my frizzy red hair

If only life could be easy

I wish that life could be fun

I wish I didn't have to run and hide.

harder, better, faster, stronger

"This is Louis Vuitton Don night so we gonna do everything that Kan like, Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike, Well I'd do anything for a blonde-dike"- Mr. Kanye West

me, all messed up.

i have a bum bladder, so i need surgery every so often. Its pretty much the only bad thing about my life. It's really one of those things that make you question "why god?"

me & my guy

This is my boyfriend Junior. I use him as much as he uses me for money, sex drugs, or designer clothes. I have another boyfriend on the east coast name Paolo. He's bigger and blacker, so I kind of miss him ALOT!!!!

What'cha want

This is Missy looking like she ready for something..a fight? a philosophical conversation? or maybe she just wants to show you a magic trick? we will never know.

Enter my world

Hello friends - Welcome to missy's world.  Missy is here to provide you with endless hours of amazement. Soak it in!