OMG!!! This is the best bday EVER!! Woke up and my parents were all like "Hey, there is something in the garage you might want to see" and I was all like "Mom, I'm v-chatting, just leave me alone" and she was like " Get in the garage right now you ungrateful bitch, before I smack you so hard!" Then I was like "OK". Good thing I stopped V-chatting cause I GOT A BENZO!!! Seriously my parents rock! Love you guys!!!!
P.S. I'm only six but with dog years and all I can pretend I'm sixteen.
1 comment:
what's v-chatting. is that like, as in, vagina?
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