"Okay, Maria -- same time tomorrow? It's a date!"

Apparently Martha Stewart has new dog named Ghenghis Khan, a chow, which sometimes ignorant people think I am a miniature version of.

Well, Mister G.K. has some pics up on Martha's little website with captions, not quite a blog but sort of. Anyway, here is a picture from said website.... soooo wrong. I mean really, if I had a live-in Mexican groomer I would at least muster up a tiny smile for a god-damn photo op. I bet that dog is such an asshole.