"Okay, Maria -- same time tomorrow? It's a date!"

Apparently Martha Stewart has new dog named Ghenghis Khan, a chow, which sometimes ignorant people think I am a miniature version of.

Well, Mister G.K. has some pics up on Martha's little website with captions, not quite a blog but sort of. Anyway, here is a picture from said website.... soooo wrong. I mean really, if I had a live-in Mexican groomer I would at least muster up a tiny smile for a god-damn photo op. I bet that dog is such an asshole.

IS IT SUMMER (or at least Spring) YET?

I have kind of been wishing this is what more of my days looked like. I mean it is almost MAY!

Come on mother nature don't let me down.

In other news, I need a haircut. My hair is looking pretty shabby and not in a hipster, bed-head, wind swept way. It's more shabby as in a homeless dog with mange kind of way. Uncool, man.

MUST HAVE! MUST HAVE! MUST HAVE!

The Pet High Chair - Hammacher Schlemmer

Jesus Christo! I NEED this.