reminiscing

Every year my birthday creeps up and I think about the good old days when I was just a kid, not a care in the world.
Oh wait, I still have no cares in the world because every single need of mine is met on a daily basis, however I still like to remember myself as a puppy. I will be 8 years old this coming week and while digging up these photos to share, I realized how much has changed in such a short period of time. For example: when my parents got me they had an imac....whoa. They also had a non flat TV, gross. And in one picture i saw Cd's, so fucking weird how different the world is now and better. I bet you guys didn't know what a technophile I was, well yeah I am and I love technology as much as the next guy!

***check out the awesome cordless phone, how cool that you could talk AND walk!

No words

just look at me. look at me god damn it, acknowledge I am here, alive waiting for you to entertain me.

starting to wonder

if i lived here if i could really make something of my life. or even if maybe i upgraded to facebook or twitter i could become as famous as that motherfucking dog boo.

I'm a giant!

Missy featuring Akon featuring Lil'Wayne

Naturally when I am looking fresh and clean I like to take a ride through my hood and say what up to my peeps. Sometimes I just drive by and nod my head, other times I stop and chat just depends on how much money you owe me or I owe you...

Thank the F'in Lord!

I got a haircut, and I feel good.

what happens when good people stop caring

Awwww shit I got bedhead. Need a haircut badly....people just don't care anymore about keeping up on appearances, do they?

Nature oh nature, you are so swell!

especially when you are landscaped with a stone path so that my tiny feet do not spend too long touching wet ground...Ugh I hate wet paws. gross.

Oh why hello there summertime!

Check me out lounging out like nobody's biz.

And I got to use the deck today, sweet jesus I got it good.

happy weekend time!

My back hurts but I'm still excited that it's friday!

On the lookout!

Check me out, my lookout stance means no one is getting past my house without me making a big fuss about it. I particularly hate when cats go by, but more importantly why do I look like I have a beer belly in this picture???

PEOPLE STOP FEEDING ME SO MANY TREATS I'M GETTING CHUBBY!! AND IT'S ALMOST BEACH SEASON, GOD I HATE YOU!


Ok fine, I take it back I love you all & the 10 million treats I get a day, and I don't give a shit if I am a few pounds overweight, makes me look younger anyway.

Got Milk?

It's not milk on my lips, it is actually yogurt. It's what I eat for an after breakfast snack and it's high in protein and tastes great..OK!!!

Lucky Day

Today, on my daily stroll an older gentleman passing me by, pulled a cookie out of nowhere and offered it to me! Wow, what a guy! Funny part is that it was shaped like a peanut and I HATE peanut butter, but this cookie seemed to be tasty enough for me to hold it in my mouth until I returned home. I was really surprised that I couldn't find anything wrong with the cookie so I ate the whole darn thing! Look at me being so nice and grateful, something must be wrong with me. Really though, I am usually pretty picky. Weird.

Remember Me?

I know, I know, no blogs in like forever..but here is some video to make up for the absence! Now if you really want to enjoy the video turn up the volume on your computer to experience my beautiful "voice". My voice coach described my vocal range to be as good as Gremlin swimming underwater or something else really great, I forget. Also you should know that when I previewed this video before posting I got a little embarrassed, because as you will see I get REALLY frustrated and then take out my anger on my Duck. So Duck, in front of the whole world (or whoever reads this dumb shit), my sincerest apologies.

Old Man Winter, you are bringing me down.

I need a real reason to wear these shades...Pronto.

I did hear some "chatter" about a Palm Springs get away in my house and oh good lord do I hope these plans include me.

Oh and FYI there was absolutely no Photoshop used to model these sunglasses. I am that cool of a dog that, I'll just wear them for as long as I have to.

Feelin' Rough

Dude, New Years was CUH-RAZ-EE!

Happy 2011!