It's the most wonderful time of the year!

SLY LIKE A FOX

Hi Wes Anderson. Can you spot the real fox in this photo montage ?

Doubt it.

Go shorty, it's my birthday!

OMG!!! This is the best bday EVER!! Woke up and my parents were all like "Hey, there is something in the garage you might want to see" and I was all like "Mom, I'm v-chatting, just leave me alone" and she was like " Get in the garage right now you ungrateful bitch, before I smack you so hard!" Then I was like "OK". Good thing I stopped V-chatting cause I GOT A BENZO!!! Seriously my parents rock! Love you guys!!!!

P.S. I'm only six but with dog years and all I can pretend I'm sixteen.

Pocket Pal

As my 6th birthday approaches (December 8th) I would like to dig into the vault of my youth and share with the world my rich and overwhelmingly exciting childhood.

Ok, here it is.... I went to work with my mother a few times and got stuffed in some freak's pocket. Maybe I've become bitter in my middle age but somehow this doesn't seem fun at all in retrospect.

Stay posted for more of this series entitled: ME: puppy years captured by a camera being used by various people; stealing my soul one click at a time.

Can you use that in a sentence, please?

Dude! It's Pomeranian, P.O.M.E.R.A.N.I.A.N, Pomeranian.

P.S. I sincerely do hope they find "RACER" and a dictionary soon.

LA BOUND!

Finally someone around here booked me a plane ticket. I haven't been out of the state for almost a year..WATCH OUT Los Angeles, here I come. It will be Thanksgiving time so I'll be indulging on turkey and potatoes like no one's business. Yeah I eat carbs, lots of carbs.

Before & After

I would say that normally I'm not into looks, meaning I try not to judge ugly dogs, people, cats, etc.. but man do I feel better about life when I'm freshly groomed. That said...

Dear ugly dogs, people, cats and other living things,
Clean yourself up and you and I will feel a lot better about this whole thing called life. Trust me on this!
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Missy

Sum Sum Summer Time!

Here's a confession for all of you out there.....when I get wet I get chicken legs.

photos courtesy of SVF

In my next life

I want to be this little pony. For now I can only hope that one day I will be able to make a mini pony my friend, then this blog would really be AWESOMELY CUTE. You never know, dreams can come true.

I'm concerned

Let's talk.

Hello? is that you God?

Gone Fishing

I love fish and camping but my parents are assholes and I have to stay home. Guess I'll just wait for another fun outdoor trip to be invited on. Have fun guys and don't worry about me I'll be fine... alone, bored, depressed.

I Hate Street Walkers

My mother found this little friend all alone on the street so she brought her home for me to play with. I have only a few words to say "NOT INTERESTED". Luckily someone called after a few hours to pick her up and I said "sayonara sweetheart, catch you on the rebound!

Note: My mom was really sad that this other dog couldn't stay. My suspicions that she is a traitor have been confirmed!

ANIMATRONIC

The people tell me electronica is cool. Well, I like that boom boom pow, them chicken jackin' my style they try to copy my swagger, I'm on that next sh*t now.

Fuck I am a lazy dog! 

Still here.

So.... I got out of the blogging game for a hot second but I'm back. Just need a few days to get some good material to blow your minds with (in other words download some pics from my old computer). As my male owner aka: daddy says "see youse guyz later!" On a side note he also says stuff like "I gots to go to the store" and "she don't listen no more". He may be as challenged by the english language as I am but he sure doles out the T to the R to the E to the A to the T to the S like no one's biznatch, so me likey the papa!

Live Action!

This film was directed by Salisha Fuchs, an up and coming avant garde artist living in the Northwest. The films focus is me, in motion, doing my thing. My parents are away so Salisha and I were trying to capture the essence of freedom. Sometimes Salisha is a little pretentious for me personally, but the movie came out pretty good anyway.

DO NOT DISTURB

what do you want?

 I am in deep deep thought.

A Self-Loathing Pom.

So i said to myself I would just be lazy until the sun came out, then the sun did come and all I could do is sleep. I hate myself for being so lazy.....but it just is sooooooo cozy inside sometimes.

This is all I am going to be doing until the sun comes to Portland

When the sun does get here I will be well rested and ready to do what i do, dig for worms and roll in mud. I can't wait!

Movie Madness!!!

Since I have been stuck inside all winter (with no real sign of spring coming) I have had a chance to make some fun films or shorts as I believe them to be called in the movie business. Here is one I did that really pushed me to explore more of an instinctive and reactionary acting style. Please enjoy.

Friends are Forever

So guys, over the past 2 years I had the pleasure of getting to know Lola and Junior. At first they were annoying and I didn't really like playing with them but as time passed I realized what a gift it was to have companionship. We shared many experiences and grew close. Now they are moving on and I just wanted to let them know how I feel. Thanks for the good times, Lola and Junior!


P.S. This is the second time in my life where i have put myself out there to build friendships and all of the sudden it's taken away from me (Hey Paulo and Jeffrey!). Each time this happens I grow more and more guarded of my feelings, but still I will try to have hope that I can find someone new to fill the void.

I got my eye on you

You think I'm not looking but I am. I am always watching, always.

oh sunny day!

Bound for Hollywood

A fellow pomeranian told me I need to get into video. 

Soooooo,  here is a little clip I am sending out to let people know I am ready to make my move into features.

The director was a bitch to work with on this but we managed to get something out that we were both happy with.

That's what friends are for

Just came back from a week of staying with my two friends. It was fun but like most things made me REALLY tired.

Then I came home and passed out, I'm pretty boring these days. 

Tonight, I sleep alone

no cute picture. no funny jokes and no companion for me.

Went to visit Bubba and I certainly gained perspective on how good I have it and how truly blessed I am. Tonight I sleep alone but my heart is filled with compassion for all the dogs out in the world who live a life less fulfilled than mine.

Yours Truly,
Missy

Do I need a companion?

I thought that this blog was going to be only about me, but now I hear rumors that someone is trying to get in on my territory.

Name: Bubba
Age: 4
Background: Former show dog trying to get out of the "industry"

Will Bubba take away my spotlight or perhaps I will enjoy some good ole' dog on dog snuggle time when my 'rents are out all day?

Stay tuned,
xox Missy